Sex With Your Husband Is That Bad? EEK…
Ok, So I know I live in the kind of Suburban neighborhood that is full of polo shirts and stay at home moms. I still heard something from one of the little stuffy straight laced wives that really threw me off. We got on the subject of sex, as most women do when they get together and have a few drinks. Let’s call her “Lynn” Lynn said she was disappointed by sex with her husband on their wedding night, she was a virgin. They had dated all through college and NEVER HAD SEX(Freaking amazing to me). Anyways, She said”This is it? This is what I waited for all this time?” WOW, pretty shitty performance when she has nothing to base it on and you still suck in bed. Just from the excitement alone, the whole “waiting on it and wedding night jitters” it should have been better than that. She needs a good vibe and a bottle of tequila, the hell with that dude. If you can’t bring it when she’s never even seen it before, Maybe you should have been practicing the whole time you were dating. You know, get you up to a mediocre lover for the big event.
My husband and I made it about 5 hours after meeting before he had me under the chandelier in his dining room doing nasty things with a bottle of lube and a smile like “where the hell have you been my whole life?”
Not to mention the added bonus of seeing his condoms of choice were Magnums, YAY ME! 
Being a girl who had got the chance to sample quite a few men, I had some standards that most men didn’t quite live up to. Most likely why my husband really rocked me that first night. He worked like he was trying out for the lead in a porn movie. Two Snaps Up for a man who can bring it like he does! It’s been almost 10 years since we met, and he still comes up with new things that take my breath away and leave me giggly like a high school girl. See, that’s the way sex is supposed to be, not two people making an appointment after Bunko on Friday night. That sounds like hell to me….
