Yet Another Day Of Vacation Planning…
So here it is, 3 months out from our Hedonism 3 trip. It sure makes it easier going to the gym knowing I will be in bright sunshine nude for a week. Puts the whole body image thing in perspective also. After spending countless hours searching for trip reports and pics online of those who have already been, the anticipation is killing me.
We have also emailed and IMed many that are going during the week we are going to be there. Seems to be quite a few “Newbies” going during the same time as us. The same questions always arise. Will everyone stare? Will I chicken out? Will I blend in, or will everyone look better than me? We’re staying on the nude side, seemed to be where the best party spots are (Imagine That). The nude thing is getting much better for me. Hedo seems to be all about attitude. I’ve got more than my fair share of that, especially when the Red Stripe starts to flow! Afraid to be nude? Not a problem, “When in Rome,”. What my problem is people who are barefoot where they shouldnt be. Sit next to me at the bar naked, “hey friend, nice to meet you! Great tattoo, do you know for a fact what that tribal stamp means, or are you probably walking around telling people you are a chronic bed wetter? (Dumbass, you put shit permanently on your body on the word from a fellow dumbass that your tribal tattoo says you are Strong and Fertile. You’re not part of a tribe, you work at Wal Mart) What is going to bother me is people who are going to walk around barefooted all week (Restaurants, lobby, etc) like its the Hatfield’s and McCoy’s Nude Getaway. Put some shoes on Cletus, you can be a dirty redneck when you get home.
I am looking forward to taking in the whole Hedo experience. I’d like to find 2 girls for my husband to have a little FMF playdate. Why not me in there too? I don’t share well. I’m not waiting my turn for dick, and I’m not doing anything with another woman either. I am not a vegetarian, I require meat. Thanks for the offer, but I’m gonna have to pass. I’ll be at the bar drinking Red Stripe giving hell to the idiot with the Tribal Tattoo 
He can give me the play by play when he gets the smile chipped off his face. As far as taking care of me, we have discussed finding another guy to take to our room with us. I’m gonna have to say, That beats the hell out of bingo at the next resort over 
So there it is kids, I will keep you updated with plans for the upcoming hijinks! You gotta love a good time with fun people.
